CHRISTMAS
LUNCHES
1st , 7th , 8th , 14th , 15th , 21st DEC
VENUE
Breakneck Comedy Club
TIME
13:00 to 17:30
TICKETS
£35
PER PERSON
HAVE A LUNCH AND A LAUGH THIS CHRISTMAS AND SUPPORT THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE IN ABERDEEN.
Our Christmas Lunches will leave you laughing your socks off and will include a drink on arrival, a 3 course meal, and a comedy show.
If you want a slightly more wild time, try our Christmas Party Nights!
BOOK A CHRISTMAS LUNCH
EMAIL breakneckcomedy@live.co.uk
MOBILE 07702305532
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WHAT FOLK HAVE SAID
'Ingenious story telling'
'Following in the footsteps of Bridges'
" A Must See "
“An amenable and engaging performer.”
‘Keeps on getting better…‘
“Had everyone on their feet - Sublimely ridiculous.”
“Quirky and original - the highlight of the night”
"his humour always packs a punch."
"An amazing comedian"
"innate effusive likeability with straightforward but effective writing.... a primetime act"
"It's easy to imagine Hayward at the 02 or guesting on QI. She is a crowd-pleaser and a straightforward observational comic, but so are most of Britain's favourite comedians today. Hayward is easily the equal of any of them"
“Proper stand up, honest straightforward and balls-out funny”
“A must see!”
"Smallman already has the presence of a 20 year comedy veteran. Her delightful appearance and cheery persona juxtaposed with wonderfully filthy songs make her the most exciting female act in the country right now."
"Abuzz with nervy energy, he has an easy, identifiable charm combined with the rhythms of a seasoned pro, which does great justice to his material. An irresistible, infectious style that had the audience rapt from the get-go.”
"Fantastic. I was laughing every 15 seconds"
"Gareth Berliner saved the night."
"A joke every 40 seconds "
"Amusing and charming man"
"Maff is one of those comics that doesn’t need to try. Jokes fall out of him like gold coins coming out of a pirate’s chest”
“Want an all out laugh-fest with gags-a-plenty? Maff is your man. A few months back I saw him tear the roof off, generating more joy, more laughter than any arena-selling comedian”
‘Bursts on to the stage like a breath of fresh air, with impish grin, boyish enthusiasm and an effortlessly open, confident style’
“He’s going to be a star, has all charm and passion of Chris Rock”
“He’s going to be a star, has all charm and passion of Chris Rock”
‘Bursts on to the stage like a breath of fresh air, with impish grin, boyish enthusiasm and an effortlessly open, confident style’
"Magnetic Stage Presence"
"A charismatic comedy meastro"
“A personality so huge it fills the room”
“Exceptionally Funny and Cathartic”
"A rising star in Scottish Comedy"
"A comedian worth catching before he becomes mega!”
"A comedian worth catching before he becomes mega!”
"A rising star in Scottish Comedy"
“She blew my socks off”
“She has me in stitches”
"I didn’t have a clue about writing comedy or doing anything funny. I knew I was funny and could tell a story, though."
"A joke every 40 seconds "
"Amusing and charming man"
"A remarkably accomplished stage presence… blistering material which pushes dangerously near the boundaries of good taste"
"A viciously sharp sense of timing"
"A remarkably accomplished stage presence… blistering material which pushes dangerously near the boundaries of good taste"
"A viciously sharp sense of timing"
“A personality so huge it fills the room”
“Exceptionally Funny and Cathartic”
“You cannot help but watch in awe...”
“Like spending an hour with your mate down the pub...”
"He is nothing short of superb"
‘Gleefully indulgent’
“The most fearless and technically perfect stand up on the circuit.”
“breath taking… incandescently witty”
‘Breathes new life into anecdotal comedy’
'Compelling storyteller, truly surprising, beautifully delivered’
“An evening in his company is nothing less than a joy”
'Bruisingly hilarious... brilliant musical comedian'
"A Master of physical punctuation"
“It leaves you feeling breathless and wanting more”
"A comedian worth catching before he becomes mega!”
"A rising star in Scottish Comedy"
“Clever craftsman with a big future”
“An effortlessly assured act… exceptionally inspired and truly memorable.”
"Wonderfully witty comic observations”
'Biting, sometimes cynical and almost always angry, he's mimicked but rarely mastered'
'As hard-boiled and urban as any native New Yorker'
"Your New Favourite Comedian is fast-paced, feel-good comedy at its best"
"Comedy that hits you right between the eyes… It’s no surprise he has accolades piling up like some comedy war hero. He’s a great act.”
“David Tsonos was outstanding, he dealt so well with the audience and really engaged them.”
"Very confident, knows his material totally and had the crowd roaring. Good face and voice for comedy, great timing".
“A brilliant stand up. He’s either going to be a huge international star or the funniest homeless man ever"
‘…left the audience wiping away tears of laughter’
“A brilliant stand up. He’s either going to be a huge international star or the funniest homeless man ever"
"Outrageously hilarious"
"Fantastic"
“Laidback, on-the-nose material, chopping down fools of all colours, both in day-to-day life and in the media”
‘A charming and convincing operator’
“Laidback, on-the-nose material, chopping down fools of all colours, both in day-to-day life and in the media”
“Exceptionally Funny and Cathartic”
“A personality so huge it fills the room”
“Very funny, very quick… On the spot humour.”
“The best act of the night, his quick wit silencing hecklers and getting plenty of laughs.”
"utterly brilliant, going to be a huge star"
'Hard not to enjoy’
"One of the best Scottish comedians of all time"
"Fred is a national treasure in Scotland"
"Ultra likeable and versatile"
“Yet another hilarious Canadian with great hair”
'Hugely entertaining.. raw comedy with no reservations'
'Consistently funny with his stage craft & original material, always a joy to watch as well as a difficult act to follow'
“Obvious talent...a keen eye for untapped sources of funny”
"Sharp, quick, well delivered...unique ...something rather special"
"Faultlessly carries the audience with his mixture of intelligent, very funny and occasionally extremely odd material"
"Mr Clayton's like a bottle of HP sauce, fat, brown and fruity"
"Likeable fast thinking Londoner"
"Well worth it, even if you’re not in the least bit political."
"Comedian Phil Walker continues to evolve in leaps and bounds & his material is as up to date as tonight’s news."
"His set moves seamlessly and seemingly effortlessly. The gags and observations keep on coming thick and fast, He can pretty much guarantee a good night out, Walker is crackingly good!"
'Brilliantly observed...laugh out loud stuff…A natural comedian.'
'He’s brilliant company – honest, insightful, very funny.'
'Exceptionally funny...extremely sharp...hugely enjoyable"
"Fabbri's distinctively off-kilter views and easy shifting of gears between bewilderment and acute perception is effective. An entertaining hour"
"An impressive, power packed set"
"Carries the comedy off with a natural flair, in a manner so effortless one might think it was ingrained in his DNA"
“An impeccable set… a great storyteller with immense potential”
“The hilarious Freddy Quinne managed to quieten the two worst hecklers with one perfectly judged line”
'Breathtaking... a surreal performance, he had the audience in the palm of his hand from start to finish'
'Leaves his crowd uplifted, entertained and laden with charity shop-bought gifts...Warm, original and weird'
"Leo is seriously good. Quick, funny, smart and to the point...hilarious"
"Very funny, very dirty, occasionally shocking, but edgily likeable and happily endearing, eliciting the guilty pleasure of laughter from a wide-eyed audience"
'Joe Bor is a must see!’
'...very funny and memorably charismatic'
" A wonderful comedian "
"Candid & inspiring...consistently hilarious "
“Outclassed her colleagues.”
“Deliciously cruel…The best antidote to mewling rugrats”
'Brilliantly observed...laugh out loud stuff…A natural comedian.'
'He’s brilliant company – honest, insightful, very funny.'
“Artful, satirical…with a lightness of touch and a hefty helping of roguish Celtic charm”
“If Eddie Izzard had been Irish, he’d surely have turned out a lot like Keith Farnan”
"Mr Clayton's like a bottle of HP sauce, fat, brown and fruity"
"Likeable fast thinking Londoner"
"Original, different and highly entertaining"
"A Comedy Genius"
“Fantastic and talented up and comer a future in comedy assured”
"Timeless waffle from this gin-soaked little scruff. Come along and I'll try and make you do all laughing till gin comes out your nose"
"The big man from Perth is absolutely hilarious"
"One of the most under rated comedians on the circuit"
“He storms the venue like a force of nature…effortless charm and bonhomie…the mother of all feel good finales”
‘The same mix of control and on-stage charisma as a young Alan Davies’
"Billy Kirkwood is a comic to keep you eye on"
"Michael Redmond is hilarious ... a great comedian"
"Funny from start to finish"
“Looking as though he should be in an art school indie band yet talking as if he is a senior citizen ..”
“a complete antithesis to flashy arena stand-ups.”
"Norcott is an absolute tonic"
‘A Comedian with a big future"
"Raucous and incredibly funny"
“A top class comic with a great mix of material… his gags are imaginative, polished and proper proper funny.”
'There are moments here that can go toe to toe with some of the funniest stand up skits I've seen'
“Dean has the easy charm of an arena comic, and the high joke rate too”
"A award winning combination of being daft and being a smart aleck"
He possesses the energy of Lee Evans with the improvisational Skills of Paul Merton and is one of the best comedians in the business."
"A remarkably accomplished stage presence… blistering material which pushes dangerously near the boundaries of good taste"
"A viciously sharp sense of timing"
“A high energy, no-holds-barred hour from the consistently funny Naz”
“Spirited, witty and individual… more energy than a dozen Duracell bunnies”
"Has a self-effacing charm which endears him to audiences"
"Warm, funny, frank and thought-provoking"
"A great night out"
"A great night out"
"A great night out in Torphins"
"A great night out"
"Such a great night out"
"We loved the night"
"We laughed, we cried, we loved it"
"one of the funniest nights ever"
"A top night out"
"One of the best nights in Scotland"
"Utterly fantastic, a must see"
"The Ellon Comedy Night is SO FUNNY"
"One of the best events Ellon's had"
"The comedy night at Cults is such an amazing night, GO!"
"The Banchory Comedy Night is one to watch"
"The Rothienorman Comedy Night is amazing, Tania Duguid runs a great hall!"
"Portlethen Comedy Night Rocks"
"Newtonhill is one of the best nights in Scotland"
"The Alford Comedy Night is superb, don't miss it"
"Udny Green Comedy Night is such a great night"