CHRISTMAS
LUNCHES
1st , 7th , 8th , 14th , 15th , 21st DEC
VENUE
Breakneck Comedy Club
TIME
13:00 to 17:30
TICKETS
£35
PER PERSON
HAVE A LUNCH AND A LAUGH THIS CHRISTMAS AND SUPPORT THE LOCAL COMEDY SCENE IN ABERDEEN.
Our Christmas Lunches will leave you laughing your socks off and will include a drink on arrival, a 3 course meal, and a comedy show.
If you want a slightly more wild time, try our Christmas Party Nights!
BOOK A CHRISTMAS LUNCH
EMAIL breakneckcomedy@live.co.uk
MOBILE 07702305532
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WHAT FOLK HAVE SAID
"The godfather in Scottish Comedy"
"A must see"
"A master in live comedy"
"Sharp, fast and on fire"
"Hilarious"
"Totally relatable and utterly hilarious"
"Uniquely hilarious"
"Wonderful, real & raw"
An amazing comedian
One of the best comedians in Scotland
He made me laugh
A must see
The boy from Fraserburgh has talent
Drinks
'A great comedian'
"Such a HUGE talent"
"An amazing comedian, she's awesome"
"Incredible"
'Naturally funny, Fizzing with Energy'
'Expertly warms up the crowd'
"The local comedians are amazing"
"Him off the VIZ"
‘As funny with a microphone in his hand as he was with a pencil’
"A great night of laughter"
“Effortlessly brilliant…”
“ Hugely entertaining and accomplished performer and funny as hell ”
"One of Scotland's best comedians"
"A rising star"
"The big man from Perth is absolutely hilarious"
"One of the best Scottish comedians of all time"
"Fred is a national treasure in Scotland"
"One of the best Scottish comedians of all time"
"Fred is a national treasure in Scotland"
A great comedian
Best black tie event in the North East
We've never missed a Ball, it's epic
A funny comedian
had us in stitches
"Unbeatably clever"
"Flawlessly executed improv comedy... pure, unadulterated hilarity" -
"Side-splitting laughter across the entirety of the performance"
"These guys are gonna be HUUUUUGE"
"WE LAUGHED FROM START TO FINISH"
"WE LOVE AN AFTERNOON SESH"
"BEST CHRISTMAS PARTY EVER"
"WE HAD SUCH AN AMAZING TIME AT THE BREAKNECK XMAS PARTY"
"WE BOOK EVERY YEAR, THE STAFF LOVE IT"
"WE LAUGHED FROM START TO FINISH"
"WE LOVE AN AFTERNOON SESH"
"WE LAUGHED FROM START TO FINISH"
"WE LOVE AN AFTERNOON SESH"
"WE LAUGHED FROM START TO FINISH"
"WE LOVE AN AFTERNOON SESH"
"WE LAUGHED FROM START TO FINISH"
"WE LOVE AN AFTERNOON SESH"
"We laughed from start to finish"
"We love an afternoon sesh"
"We love an afternoon sesh"
"We laughed from start to finish"
"WE ABSOLUTELY LOVE A LUNCHTIME SESH"
"WE LAUGHED FROM START TO FINISH"
"WE ABSOLUTELY LOVE A LUNCHTIME SESH"
"We laughed from start to finish"
"We laughed from start to finish"
"We love an afternoon sesh"
"WE LAUGHED FROM START TO FINISH"
"We love a lunchtime sesh"
"WE LAUGHED FROM START TO FINISH"
"We love a lunchtime sesh"
"WE LAUGHED FROM START TO FINISH"
"We love a lunchtime sesh"
"WE ABSOLUTELY LOVE A LUNCHTIME SESH"
"WE LAUGHED FROM START TO FINISH"
"We absolutely love a lunchtime sesh"
"We laughed from start to finish"
"A great event, comedians are hilarious"
"BEST CHRISTMAS PARTY EVER"
"WE HAD SUCH AN AMAZING TIME AT THE BREAKNECK XMAS PARTY"
"WE BOOK EVERY YEAR, THE STAFF LOVE IT"
"BEST CHRISTMAS PARTY EVER"
"WE HAD SUCH AN AMAZING TIME AT THE BREAKNECK XMAS PARTY"
"WE BOOK EVERY YEAR, THE STAFF LOVE IT"
"BEST CHRISTMAS PARTY EVER"
"WE HAD SUCH AN AMAZING TIME AT THE BREAKNECK XMAS PARTY"
"WE BOOK EVERY YEAR, THE STAFF LOVE IT"
"BEST CHRISTMAS PARTY EVER"
"WE HAD SUCH AN AMAZING TIME AT THE BREAKNECK XMAS PARTY"
"WE BOOK EVERY YEAR, THE STAFF LOVE IT"
"BEST CHRISTMAS PARTY EVER"
"WE HAD SUCH AN AMAZING TIME AT THE BREAKNECK XMAS PARTY"
"WE BOOK EVERY YEAR, THE STAFF LOVE IT"
"BEST CHRISTMAS PARTY EVER"
"WE HAD SUCH AN AMAZING TIME AT THE BREAKNECK XMAS PARTY"
"WE BOOK EVERY YEAR, THE STAFF LOVE IT"
"BEST CHRISTMAS PARTY EVER"
"WE HAD SUCH AN AMAZING TIME AT THE BREAKNECK XMAS PARTY"
"WE BOOK EVERY YEAR, THE STAFF LOVE IT"
"BEST CHRISTMAS PARTY EVER"
"WE HAD SUCH AN AMAZING TIME AT THE BREAKNECK XMAS PARTY"
"WE BOOK EVERY YEAR, THE STAFF LOVE IT"
"BEST CHRISTMAS PARTY EVER"
"WE HAD SUCH AN AMAZING TIME AT THE BREAKNECK XMAS PARTY"
"WE BOOK EVERY YEAR, THE STAFF LOVE IT"
"BEST CHRISTMAS PARTY EVER"
"WE HAD SUCH AN AMAZING TIME AT THE BREAKNECK XMAS PARTY"
"WE BOOK EVERY YEAR, THE STAFF LOVE IT"
"BEST CHRISTMAS PARTY EVER"
"WE HAD SUCH AN AMAZING TIME AT THE BREAKNECK XMAS PARTY"
"WE BOOK EVERY YEAR, THE STAFF LOVE IT"
"BEST CHRISTMAS PARTY EVER"
"WE HAD SUCH AN AMAZING TIME AT THE BREAKNECK XMAS PARTY"
"WE BOOK EVERY YEAR, THE STAFF LOVE IT"
"Best christmas party ever"
"Our staff loved it"
"A brilliant night out"
"Best christmas party ever"
"We had such an amazing time at the breakneck xmas party"
"We book every year, the staff love it"
★★★★★ “UNMISSABLE”
“ROCK ‘N’ ROLL COMEDIAN. ABSOLUTELY BOXFRESH; NOTHING IS STAID ABOUT STADE…HOT FAVOURITE”
“ROCK ‘N’ ROLL COMEDIAN. ABSOLUTELY BOXFRESH; NOTHING IS STAID ABOUT STADE…HOT FAVOURITE”
★★★★★ “UNMISSABLE”
“ROCK ‘N’ ROLL COMEDIAN. ABSOLUTELY BOXFRESH; NOTHING IS STAID ABOUT STADE…HOT FAVOURITE”
★★★★★ “UNMISSABLE” Edinburgh
“ROCK ‘N’ ROLL COMEDIAN. ABSOLUTELY BOXFRESH; NOTHING IS STAID ABOUT STADE…HOT FAVOURITE”
★★★★★ “UNMISSABLE”
“ROCK ‘N’ ROLL COMEDIAN. ABSOLUTELY BOXFRESH; NOTHING IS STAID ABOUT STADE…HOT FAVOURITE”
★★★★★ “UNMISSABLE”
“ROCK ‘N’ ROLL COMEDIAN. ABSOLUTELY BOXFRESH; NOTHING IS STAID ABOUT STADE…HOT FAVOURITE”
★★★★★“PART JESUS, PART CHARLIE MANSON“
★★★★ “AN INSIDER’S TIP FOR COMEDY GREATNESS; COMIC RIFFS OF MONUMENTAL PROPORTIONS”
"A great atmosphere"
"Free sausage rolls"
"Learn about Stand Up Comedy"
Dating and Comedy : )
'An amazing family show'
'Ingenious story telling'
'Following in the footsteps of Bridges'
" A Must See "
“An amenable and engaging performer.”
‘Keeps on getting better…‘
“Had everyone on their feet - Sublimely ridiculous.”
“Quirky and original - the highlight of the night”
"his humour always packs a punch."
"An amazing comedian"
"innate effusive likeability with straightforward but effective writing.... a primetime act"
"It's easy to imagine Hayward at the 02 or guesting on QI. She is a crowd-pleaser and a straightforward observational comic, but so are most of Britain's favourite comedians today. Hayward is easily the equal of any of them"
“Proper stand up, honest straightforward and balls-out funny”
“A must see!”
"Smallman already has the presence of a 20 year comedy veteran. Her delightful appearance and cheery persona juxtaposed with wonderfully filthy songs make her the most exciting female act in the country right now."
"Abuzz with nervy energy, he has an easy, identifiable charm combined with the rhythms of a seasoned pro, which does great justice to his material. An irresistible, infectious style that had the audience rapt from the get-go.”
"Fantastic. I was laughing every 15 seconds"
"Gareth Berliner saved the night."
"Maff is one of those comics that doesn’t need to try. Jokes fall out of him like gold coins coming out of a pirate’s chest”
“Want an all out laugh-fest with gags-a-plenty? Maff is your man. A few months back I saw him tear the roof off, generating more joy, more laughter than any arena-selling comedian”
‘Bursts on to the stage like a breath of fresh air, with impish grin, boyish enthusiasm and an effortlessly open, confident style’
“He’s going to be a star, has all charm and passion of Chris Rock”
“He’s going to be a star, has all charm and passion of Chris Rock”
‘Bursts on to the stage like a breath of fresh air, with impish grin, boyish enthusiasm and an effortlessly open, confident style’
"Magnetic Stage Presence"
"A charismatic comedy meastro"
“A personality so huge it fills the room”
“Exceptionally Funny and Cathartic”
“She blew my socks off”
“She has me in stitches”
"I didn’t have a clue about writing comedy or doing anything funny. I knew I was funny and could tell a story, though."
"A remarkably accomplished stage presence… blistering material which pushes dangerously near the boundaries of good taste"
"A viciously sharp sense of timing"
"A remarkably accomplished stage presence… blistering material which pushes dangerously near the boundaries of good taste"
"A viciously sharp sense of timing"
“A personality so huge it fills the room”
“Exceptionally Funny and Cathartic”
“You cannot help but watch in awe...”
“Like spending an hour with your mate down the pub...”
"He is nothing short of superb"
"Scotland's funniest farmer comedian"
“The most fearless and technically perfect stand up on the circuit.”
“breath taking… incandescently witty”
‘Breathes new life into anecdotal comedy’
'Compelling storyteller, truly surprising, beautifully delivered’
“An evening in his company is nothing less than a joy”
'Bruisingly hilarious... brilliant musical comedian'
"A Master of physical punctuation"
“It leaves you feeling breathless and wanting more”
"A comedian worth catching before he becomes mega!”
"A rising star in Scottish Comedy"
“Clever craftsman with a big future”
“An effortlessly assured act… exceptionally inspired and truly memorable.”
"Wonderfully witty comic observations”
'Biting, sometimes cynical and almost always angry, he's mimicked but rarely mastered'
'As hard-boiled and urban as any native New Yorker'
"Your New Favourite Comedian is fast-paced, feel-good comedy at its best"
"Comedy that hits you right between the eyes… It’s no surprise he has accolades piling up like some comedy war hero. He’s a great act.”
“David Tsonos was outstanding, he dealt so well with the audience and really engaged them.”
"Very confident, knows his material totally and had the crowd roaring. Good face and voice for comedy, great timing".