Born early on in the 1980's to parents, Billy had a childhood.  Then he got jobs and bills and everything became a bit of a blur.  Then he got contact lenses and that cleared things up a bit.

Now he goes from place to place accidentally making people laugh as he talks about very serious things on stages.  Even though Billy isn't, technically, a Christian  - he is very forgiving of those that tell him 'that was very funny!' after his very serious speeches.

Billy has performed solo shows and split-bills at Glasgow International Comedy Festival and The Edinburgh Fringe and hopes, one day, to be at The Kings Theatre to do something other than watch a pantomime.  Selling popcorn perhaps... "I laughed so hard I almost died!" A driver via YouTube whilst on the M8. "Ooooh Young Man!" Harry Enfield. "** Off!" A reviewer.