A Glaswegian force of nature with a past as wild as his punchlines, Pete Murphy, aka The Pirate King, blends biker grit, wrestling legend energy, and razor-sharp dark humour into one unstoppable act.

A two-time Hall of Fame ex-wrestler turned stand-up who has just started his first UK tour after sell-out runs at the Edinburgh Fringe and the Glasgow Comedy Festival.

He’s a master of cutting observations, brutal honesty, and laugh-out-loud absurdity.  Equal parts philosopher and menace, he sails through crowds leaving devastation, belly laughs, and the odd existential crisis in his wake. Stats: Swagger 10/10 | Sarcasm 11/10 | Likelihood of Offending Someone: Guaranteed