Simon
Clayton

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"Mr Clayton's like a bottle of HP sauce, fat, brown and fruity" Loaded

North Londoner Simon Clayton's subject matter is simple - it involves being fat, mixed race, married, balding because that is what he is, and anything else that currently makes him laugh. Although not necessarily in that order.
A popular performer up and down the country, lads bible Loaded once famously described him as ''like a bottle of HP sauce - fat, brown and fruity!''

Simon's former head of sixth form at Southgate School, Mr Massey wrote of him: ''Simon's natural brightness often leads to disruptive high jinks during registration''

"Likeable fast thinking Londoner" London Evening Standard

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"Mr Clayton's like a bottle of HP sauce, fat, brown and fruity"

Loaded

"Likeable fast thinking Londoner"

London Evening Standard