COMEDY SHOW | NIBBLES | DJ
COMEDY SHOW | NIBBLES | DJ
Join us for the funniest christmas party in town!
£25 per person includes a comedy show with 3 hilarious comedians, nibbles and a DJ till late.
Please note if you book ten tickets or more, you will get your own table. If you book less than 10 we may need to join you on a table with other parties. Tickets to be bought direct at venue.
Thursday
11
December
2025
19:00
19:30
23:45
The Park Hotel
The Park Hotel Ayrshire Limited, Rugby Park, Kilmarnock, KA1 1UR
Des Clarke is one of the UK’s most exciting performers. He has made a name for himself as both a highly successful comedian and one of television and radio’s star presenters.That forms part of an impressive TV career with presenting credits including Breaking The News, Des Doesn’t Do, Hogmanay Live, Sport Relief Tryathlon, STV Appeal, Andy Murray Live, Club Cupid, Sportsround and Children in Need.Not forgetting the honour of being asked to host the live Commonwealth Games Closing Ceremony to a global TV audience of 1 billion viewers.Des is a much loved voice on the airwaves too and can be heard getting central Scotland home every day as host of the Heart Drivetime Show. He also fronts hit comedy series Breaking The News on BBC Radio Scotland.Clarke’s radio work has earned him widespread recognition, winning a British Radio Award and multiple Scottish Comedy Awards. In addition to prizes at the ARIA, Arqiva, Celtic Media, Comedy.co.uk and Sony Awards.Over the years he has interviewed some of the showbiz world’s biggest names including Ed Sheeran, Robbie Williams, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and Katy Perry.Stand-up comedy remains Des’s first love and he performs his own solo shows annually at the Edinburgh Fringe and Glasgow Comedy Festival. He has toured the world with his unique brand of observational humour, appearing on stage in New York, Dubai, Australia and Los Angeles. Des has also received critical acclaim for his comedy, winning Chortle Best Newcomer and the ITV Golden Mic Award.He has also become one of Scotland’s best loved panto stars. Completing a record breaking 5 year headline run at the world famous King’s Theatre in Glasgow.A high profile newspaper columnist and after dinner speaker too, Des Clarke has rapidly established himself as an exceptional all round performer.Des Clarke may actually be the funniest man I’ve ever seen… Absolutely excellent.BBCClarke’s performances are in a league of their own. Onstage he is a racing car wrapped in an express train inside a space rocket. It could be terrifying if it were not for two things: Clarke has wide blue eyes with remarkably long lashes that lend him the look of a startled gazelle. And he’s funny. Very funny.It’s not just the turbo-charged engine of his delivery; it’s the sparkplugs of random connections and word associations that fire it – collisions of words and ideas that take his material beyond observational humour.Sunday HeraldThe prodigious talent of Des Clarke shone like no other comedian. His versatility and natural instinct for entertainment radiated vivacity… he’s conquered the comedy world with his stuttering ingenuity. His energy is boundless. Des Clarke is on the cusp of stardom.The ListHe’s a blistering cacophony of comic neurosis, whose fusion of speed and erratic nonsense is incredible. A true Scottish comedy genius in waitingThe ListFrenetic humour with the young scattergun aceThe GuardianTouched by genius… Displaying unjustifiable depths of talent in someone so young. His comedy was astonishing and indescribably funny leaving the audience breathlessEdinburgh Evening NewsSo funny it’s almost painful to watch him perform… genius in action.MetroMemorable, distinctive and very popular… he is a comedic Kalashnikov.The StageThis boy could be a genius. He speaks in a stammering wall of sound… then a full sentence emerges it stands out as starkly as a rhyming couplet. The man’s a poet.BBCFrighteningly young and frighteningly talented, Clarke – with an E – is going to be a star.ChortleBehind the nervous energy and apparent tangents lies a quick-witted comic mind. The result is something as entertaining as it is original.An irresistible comedian… simply unmissableDaily Record
Star of BBC’s Scot Squad and award winning comedian, Chris Forbes is one of the most in demand comics in the country. As well as being a regular on the UK comedy circuit, Forbes has gigged all over the world from America to Dubai and supported Kevin Bridges on tour. Chris is an experienced host for corporate events and also an accomplished after dinner speaker.Chris’s other TV credits include Jonathan Creek and Mountain Goats on BBC One and Only An Excuse on BBC Scotland. He also featured in BBC Three’s Badults and received a BBC commission for his much praised comedy character, Damien Crow. Chris is one third of the critically acclaimed sketch group, How Do I Get Up There? who also had their own TV Sketch show on BBC Scotland. Forbes is a regular panellist on BBC Radio Scotland's award winning satirical news quiz, Breaking the News.
7 time Scottish comedy award nominee.He has appeared on BBC Scotland for The Comedy Underground & Breaking the News. Several sold out Edinburgh fringe shows & appeared at the New York comedy festival. Hailing from sunny Perth, this is one comic with two sides. Cheeky chappy he may be, but many a heckler has made the mistake of thinking that’s all there is…Joe had his first gig in the Grassmarket in Edinburgh in 1995 and has been a professional comic for the last three years. He has gigged all over Britain and is a regular at The Stand’s Best of Scottish Comedy shows, which sell out every Fringe.Career highlights include an appearance on The Weakest Link Stand-up Special. At least, it was a highlight, until Des Clarke voted him off. Joe has, understandably, never quite forgiven him. A writer as well as a performer, Joe has had success in radio and television comedy with credits on The Karen Dunbar Show, The Live Floor Show and Chewing the Fat. Joe has also appeared in advertising campaigns for Bank of Scotland and the Scottish Sun.
Cumbernauld's powerhouse Jack is meteorically flying up through the comedy ranks, and is part of the Wholesome Prison Blues collective. He’s supported Karen Dunbar and has opened for Daniel Sloss (after a personal invitation), and has a full run booked at the Edinburgh Fringe.
Jack Traynor is a new comedian on the circuit who’s colourful style of story telling and unique personality has meant that he is already performing alongside some of the best acts in Scottish comedy. Jack epitomises the voice of young scots and tells stories that are somehow both bizarre and relatable. Jack has performed at many well known venues such as Breakneck Comedy Club, The Stand and Hot water comedy club in Liverpool, alongside many others, to great success!
Don't miss this future rising star.
"Jack Traynor is one of the funniest new comedians in Scotland" Naz Hussain
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